Well...this has been more of a hobby than anything in almost 20 years..though it actually led to my professional experience as a radio producer. For the most part, i'm self taught, and with a warped and twisted sense of humor, not to mention a good dose of creativity thrown in, well, what you hear here is the result. This will not be everything I have done over the years, only a portion of it.
Please Take Note THIS MATERIAL COULD BE DEEMED OFFENSIVE!!! Obviously not everyone has my sense of humor, and there was NO INTENT to be offensive, primarily just to have fun, but this is a politically correct world we live in, and while I do my best to respect all opinions, those who choose the politically correct way of life are likely better off to avoid this material. This is a just a polite warning regarding this material..because I wouldn't want you to be upset.
Also note that while some files (like mp3) can be downloaded by some browsers..like IE 5, without packaging them into zip files, Netscape often has problems with this, thus I will package the mp3's within a ZIP FILE if you don't have it a zip utility, for some freeware versions, GO HERE so you can open the files once you download them, not to mention my INTERNET AUDIO FORMATS PAGE for winplay 3 or winamp..two good mp3 players to play the material Those are just two of the many players out there, though if you have windows media player on your PC, you should be alright.
As far as COPYRIGHT....for legal reasons, you are FREE TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THIS MATERIAL...WITH EXPRESSED WRITTEN PERMISSION ONLY!!! from Scott Snailham...The purpose of this is to know exactly where my creative is being posted on web sites, etc. I usually have no problems with giving permission, but I would just like to know these things, and make sure proper credit is given for the material, as often people can easily rename files. I do not think this is unreasonable, and I still encourage your to ship the material in the existing mp3 real audio form to friends, etc, but please e-mail me if you post it on your web site, if nothing else, as a courtesy.and admittingly a link back to this web page would be nice, but I won't push it! thanks!
It's 1995 What's going on? The "Trial Of the Century" with OJ Simpson, a vital piece of evidence needs to get to the trial, seconds count, how do you do it? call STAR TREK COURIER! Putting a spin on the whole transporter thing with Star Trek, and use it for modern day, wouldn't it be just cool if you could do this??? well, we can all imagine thanks to this, until now, unreleased bit from the snarfdude archives.
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I liked the "Weakest Link!!!" (do you remember the early 2000's games shows?) as it's a hoot with the celebs on it ( BORING with the regular contestants!! ) and mentioning this to the folks at Exploitation International, always on the outlook to use a product to tie in with a popular TV show or event. etc, they started to think of a tie in with the show, and low and behold the "Termination Assistant" was developed. I'm sure there's a market for these, as everyone in middle management seem to be all wimps in general, why should they do all the firing themselves???? tis the age of "delegating the work" and with this product, you save having to pay a REAL person by the hour!!! these folks are thinkin!!!
WEAKEST LINK TERMINATION ASSISTANT
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Tired of the Holidays??? well all the hype anyways???? me too, and here's my tribute to all the commercialism that's involved with christmas.
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Survivor...What's with that show??? CHEAP TV!! pay one of the folks a million bucks, a couple hundred thousand per show for production costs, and voila, hit show, lotsa profit. with anything successful, there's always imitators, and people out to make fun of it, and while it took awhile, the folks at exploitation international are at it again....always out to make a buck on something...and what better to cash in on???? this is also quite airable on any radio station (but maybe not on a morning show!!) which maybe be a trend for ole SD...maybe he's mellowing in his old age....scary!!!
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I was sick of that damned "Wazzup" campaign from Budweiser 2 days after it started catching steam in 2000 (wow, it's THAT long ago..) to the point of annoying now when all your co-workers are going around doing it, OH BOY!!! LOOK AT ME!!! AREN'T I COOL!!! you know, the type you just love to see be hit by lightning because they are sooooo annoying. Well, the folks at Exploitation International here you, and are about to capitalize on all the people sick and tired of all this wazzup crap with "wazzup earplugs", because we all can't tell the boss to f*** off when he starts to do this wazzup s**t.
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Rick Rockwell is having his 15 minutes of fame these days, what with all the hoopla that took place in the media about that whole "Who Wants To Marry A Multimillionaire" fiasco on FOX (yes, the one time TV special cancelled before it went off the air..imagine that!!) . Rick is appearing on TV shows, including CNN's "Talkback Live" which I happened to tape and looked for cuts I can take out of context....that got me to thinking, what could you see rick endorse that is somewhat ridiculous??? Enter Hookers.com.....plausible, but highly unlikely...especially since two people were arrested locally in my neck of the woods for pimping "online"...so since it's sooooo ridiculous......it's good material for a audio insanity.....and YES!!! for the record...rick DOES NOT endorse this site....gees.....
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OK...so we all know the Y-2-K will now go down in history as one big false alarm....well in the last few days of it anyways, but personally, I got sick of all the "millenium" hype...when it really isn't the millenium as of yet.....UGH!!! and while I ripped off my own creative (specifically, the "1999 PSA" bit on this site) I still like it...so I'm gonna put it here....so there!!! hahahaha!!!! enjoy or not it's up to you!!!
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Christmas.... while it may be all fun for some...others find it a real pain in the butt...here's my bit to celebrate the Christmas of 1999.....This "Recipe" has something we can all relate to...and rather cute I think....yes...I can write cute.....I'm not always nasty ya know...gees!!!!
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EXTREME BAD TASTE ALERT!!! but heck, no worse then a typical supermarket tabloid. It was all over the news in July 1999 about the tragic plane crash of JFK Jr off of Martha's Vineyard and the circumstances surrounding the lack of instruction for night time flying that he had...what if someone opened a school designed for "thrill seekers" with lots of money, a big ego, and no brains??? would they come??? well....this little bit might just be a "radio infomerical" designed to do just that....appeal to males with a "macho" type manly ego....and god knows there are enough out there like that.
THE JOHN JOHN SCHOOL OF FLIGHT INSTRUCTION
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Here's another recent piece of insanity...in a GOOD way or course. (gees..in this political correct world..don't want to be misunderstood now) cashing in on the Austin Powers craze that has hit this summer with "The Spy Who Shagged Me"(hmmmm...wonder what "shag" means??) The folks at "Exploitation International" who brought you "Sudden Impact Fragrance" cashes in again, and helps you have a little "shagging fun"
UNOFFICIAL AUSTIN POWERS SHAGADELIC PROTECTION KIT
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Early in 1999...the infamous Prince song "1999" was played to death by radio. Originally released in 1982, it's become a 80's classic, but obvious because of this year, everyone picks up on the tie in. It's died down a bit, but likely the closer we get to the end of the year, the more it's played again. If you HATE this cut, or just hate all this hype about 1999, Y2K, and all the crap associated with it, give this a listen....
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."Sudden Impact" fragrance, which was basically designed to make fun off those devoted Lady Di Fans who will buy anything. Don't laugh!!!! Some Paris hotels were offering tours which retrace her last few hours alive in paris, and the scary part is, people were actually paying money to take these tours. With that in mind, this little parody is no worse. I have great respect for Diana, but this whole hype and cheesy stories in tabloids and the like about her death, is so ridiculous is deserves to be made fun of
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Finally....a sick and twisted tribute to the late Sonny Bono, who died in a rather bizarre accident...it's probably rather obvious, but that's all I will say...
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